Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

womens rights

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Jimmy Saville

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Go away still nothing to see

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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