why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Hello.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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