Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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