- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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