- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Knock Knock Come in

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Peas

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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