- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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