What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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