Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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