- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Guess what? I like trains.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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