- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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