- Anti Joke

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich