- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

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