What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

i dont fisish anythi

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Anti Joke

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