why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

race-car = rac-ecar

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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