- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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