- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Weaner

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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