- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

12 in general

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Yo Momma So Fat!

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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