A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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