- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

An Irishman stays home

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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