- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What do you call a group of asians? China.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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A ginger rapping.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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