Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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You're so straight!

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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