Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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The geese of Growmore

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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fart

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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AROUND

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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