Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Hair

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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son, you're adopted.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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