Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

A fish walks into a bar

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What will happen when a black person die they die

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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