how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Women's rights.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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