- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Dani Barton = Stupid

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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