- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

The chicken crossed the road.

Three men walked into a metal pole

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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