- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Miscarriages.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

The chicken crossed the road.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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