- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

womans rights

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

penis

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

My dad beats my mom At checkers

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Miscarriages.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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