What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Thumbs this up

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I like jokes.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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but there is a road to the super market

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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mitt romney

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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