Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Obama

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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