Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Men's rights

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Benevolent villain.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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