Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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but there is a road to the super market

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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