Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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