- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

justin littleton. nuff said

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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