why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

What is big and white, not the moon CC

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Lockerbie bombing

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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