- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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