What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

A fish walks into a bar

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

does this look unsure to you?

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

live babies

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

i have aids and a chode

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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