Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

A joke

The WNBA.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

George W. Bush

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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