- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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