What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

gays

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

A ginger rapping.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

The chicken crossed the road.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Hitler

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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