An Irishman stays home

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

A scottish man having fun

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What time is it? 10:58

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

who just made fun of katie matt

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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