whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

Hello world

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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