Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

womans rights

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

My dad beats my mom At checkers

beiber i straight

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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