roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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jgkbk,mn

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Pickle!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Penis

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Small breasts.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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johann grayson being liked

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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