Women's rights.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

A joke

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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This joke isnt funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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