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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

I have a really funny joke.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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