- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's 9+10? 19

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

batman farted so hes retarded

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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