How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

roses are black violets are black i am blind

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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