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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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