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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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