- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Cancer

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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