What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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