Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Anti Joke

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