- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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