- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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