What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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