What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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