- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Cripples are lame.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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