What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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