What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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