- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

I'm Polish.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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