Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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