A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Anti Joke

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