Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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