- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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