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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

ever tried african food? they neither

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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