- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Cancer

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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