The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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