What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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womens rights

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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