- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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