What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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knock knock? come in

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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