- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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