Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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