Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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PENIS

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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