Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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