- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

FUCK YOU

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Denard Robinson

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??