- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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