What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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