there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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guess what? bannanas

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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