- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

race-car = rac-ecar

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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