Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What page are you on The gay page.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A russian gives away vodka.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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