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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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