- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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