what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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