Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Cancer

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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