There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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american idol

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