What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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