- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

womans having rights.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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