Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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