BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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