- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Jimmy Saville

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

race-car = rac-ecar

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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