- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

like if your cool

What is my name? I dont know

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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