- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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