IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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