- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

the economy.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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