whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's brown an sticky Shit

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

race-car = rac-ecar

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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