How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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