What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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womans rights...

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Weaner

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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